i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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