Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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