drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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