Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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