I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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