Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
