Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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