i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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