Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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