i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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