Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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