a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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