CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
