Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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