Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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