More tranny stories later!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
