i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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