big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my vag is so smooth its legendary
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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