No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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