If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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