I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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