so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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