Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
