is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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