you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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