remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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