ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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