There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You're like the curious george of whores
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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