Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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