Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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