if i died would you start the facebook group?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My breasts were aching with rage.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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