I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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