i would punch a child for taco bell
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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