Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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