A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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