The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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