it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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