He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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