I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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