So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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