I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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