We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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