sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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