i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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