it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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