all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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