As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm having to shit out rocks
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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