Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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