It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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