You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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