I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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