Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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